Sorry Purple, I had to pick Hippo
What a nutty week I’ve had! Ok, a nutty year (and an obvious lack of diligence on my part when it comes to writing anything…) Anyway, my daughter and I were out for a walk and she decided we had to play a game: “Mom, you must pick between one thing or the other…you [...]
Happy Mother’s Day to All the Mommas
Ha Hello Mommas: Have a spectacular Mother’s Day! My day began with a card from my little Moose proclaiming that she was perfect in every way because I was such a good mom ! Then Hubby gave me a wonderful card saying that I was a great role model for our girls…and he also mentioned [...]
Doggie Doc Say WHAT?!
One mommy, calling the Vet: ” Hi. Orzo seems to be rubbing his bottom on the rug ALL the time now…umm…I understand things can get itchy every now and then, I mean I am a mom….I mean, uh, well it’s just that it’s ALL the time and uh…” Receptionist at Vet, most likely rolling [...]
And Then He Said “I Do” (or, Single Mom Gets Married)
Hellooooo Everyone! I am SO sorry about my long absence! Life has been a whirlwind, with an engagement in August, and then our wedding on New Years Eve 2010…add on a new job that I started in January, and, well, I am just coming up for air! So on to the first and most important [...]
Single Mom Kelly Ozley Ponders Life After Adoption
I was tickled as can be when Swati asked me to write a blog about the two most important things in my world… my daughters. First because I think Swati is just the coolest Mom and person…EVER. And I love to talk about my girls. I should probably give you a little intro. Four years [...]
Cherished Memory #503: You Are Such A @#$%^!
Cherished Memory #503 Scene Setting & Characters: One innocent Mommy, driving from point A, to B, to C, to (sigh)…on a Saturday morning with her then-six-year-old daughter in the car. ACTION! Kid: “Mom, you know Blah Blah, from my class? ’Blah blah says “X@!#XX!” all the time and so does So-and-So.” Mom: “Really? Oh my [...]
Training Bras and Booger Eating
You may remember me writing about kissing kids (and fainting mommies) not too long ago. And now, I know what you’re thinking. How could a training bra possibly be linked to eating boogers. Am I right? Of course I am. I’ll tell you how they’re related. Read on at your own risk. 1:12:00pm Mommy: Driving [...]
What Happens When Your Mommy’s Noisy…and You Tell Her So
Well if you enjoyed my post from a few days ago, “Mommy, Your Butt Just Ate that Cotton,” Cherished Memory number 407, you’ll probably also enjoy Cherished Memory #619 below… Main Characters: 1) One Daughter, age 9 2) One Mommy, age…what? 3) One Orzo puppy, age 8 months The Setting: In the car, right after school. [...]
Mommy, Your Butt Just Ate That Cotton!
<Warning: Proceed with caution; this post is not for the faint of heart…or butt> Cherished Memory #407 Main characters: 1) One beloved single mom doing her very, very, very, best 2) One little three-year-old who always has something ‘portant to tell her mommy, especially when mommy is trying to pee Begin Scene: The potty, with [...]
Help Provide Sustainable Water Solutions to Those in Need (Blog Action Day 2010)
Hi Everyone – I am so honored to be a part of Blog Action Day today! Today’s topic: Clean Water. There’s tons of facts and ways to donate at http://blogactionday.change.org – but read on (and please click the button on the right) to hear some truths that I found shocking… Did you know that almost a [...]
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